The Truth About School (go back »)

School a place to learn about math, science, history, and litature. Or supposted to be.

Teachers:

People who you love, but hate to love.

Most of they time they are all PMSing,

They use really -old term words.

Examples:

"WHATS YOUR FLAPPIN' PROBLEM?"

Response: "What's Flappin? *look around*"

"Ask someone if you can Bum a pencil off them"

Response "CAN I BUM A PENCIL OFF YOU?"

They get all mad when you talk.

They remind you that Kids in the backseat cause accidents and Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Drills:

When you have a fire drill, they exspect you to be quite. OK, i think if they school is burning down, your not gonna be quite. I mean hello. Your stuff is in there.

They tell you not to take anything. I believe i'm going to take my purse, okay?

Tornado Drills.

Last year a tornado hit somewhere by my school. We had a sub. She had no idea what to do, if it would have hit our school, we would have all died. she made us cross our legs and look at a wall. My friend Mikayla and I screamed at people. Aren't we intellegent? Anyways, it was in a science class room. XD

Lock Down:

Ok, So in my fourth period class, There is some special kids, and if that really happend, we'd probably all die, because they'd bang on the door and one of them would yell, "MRS........ THERE IS SOMEONE AT THE DOOR!"

What if your in the hallway...?

Drama.Gossip.Lies

we all have it at our schools, try to deny it or what, but you know you do. There is always one girl craving to start something with another. Sure, we dont make fun of kids anymore, but you still hear stuff in the hallway about "OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT ALYSSA DID WITH LUKE?" most of the time its lies, all pure lies. or, someone breaks up with someone else, and the girl bawls for attention while it makes the guy look bad.

C L  I  Q E U S

This deserves it's own paragraph. Sure. we have your:

Preps: people who wear Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie, ETC. They all sit at on table, and look at you with dissaproving eyes. These are the people who start rumors.

EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED, (aka, Emo)- People who dress in all black, wear skinny jeans w/ converses, vans, etc. most are known for cutting themsev--------

ok. stop with the labels. school is terrible. save youreslfs. xxx3